Sat 16 Jun 2007
OMG — Don’t see Fantastic Four!
Posted by Allan under movies
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The title says it all. I’m only admitting that I went in the hopes that I’ll save someone else from seeing it. I just got back and it was embarrassing just watching that film. Let’s see: bad CG, bad fake contacts, cheesy dialog, BAD dance sequence at Mr. Fantastic’s bachelor’s party — as bad as my dad dancing at a club if he had stretchy limbs — gratuitous product placement, gratuitous scenes of the Great Wall and the London Eye. Bad physics — apparently rivers run completely dry (upstream and downstream) when you put a big hole in them.
Even the people in the theater were bad — there was a woman with an infant sitting behind us who laughed at things that weren’t even remotely funny. I think she was the person that the director used to screen the movie — BAD CHOICE. She’s the kind of person who would laugh at tax forms.
Good parts:
The Torch is still a hottie
The popcorn was good
Seriously, I nearly walked out of the theater. WHY are there so few good superhero movies? The genre needs a Battlestar Galactica treatment so grown-up nerds like me can take normal people to them and not have to apologize.
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